What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.