What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.