What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.