What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.