Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?