Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!