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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!