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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.