Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?