Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.