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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!