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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this