What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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What's a tiger?

A stri-ped!

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!