What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!