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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

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Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!