What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

Who's there! Benny! Bennny who?

Benny thing happening!

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger