What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.