Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Try to disable sticky keys.

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Nothing, you already told her once.

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She couldn't see that well.

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To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

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Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.