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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Mama Jokes More Mama Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.