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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!