What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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How do you make a redditor impatient?

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!