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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!