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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.