How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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What does Kanye West call Kim Kardashian when she has a yeast infection?

Yeasty

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!