How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

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Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

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Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!