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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

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What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite