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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

How do you call Kanye West's pizza?

Cheezy Jeezy.

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "