How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite