Photo Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

Photo bombing

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Thoreau Jokes More Thoreau Jokes

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Thursday Jokes More Thursday Jokes

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.