Photo Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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FeMail.

How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

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There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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When he's quacked.

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!