Photo Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What's a nature philosopher's favorite rap song?

Thoreau some mo'

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.