Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them