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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!