Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.