Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.