They looked both ways before they crossed.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
A sourpuss!
A life time ban at the zoo
Because they hate Type O's
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
