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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.