Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.