Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!