Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

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Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.