Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

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Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What does Mrs. Pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard