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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"