How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
That was dill!
They compliment each other nicely.
Nobody ever compliments our back end
Gouda worka
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
You look elephantastic!
I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Thanks, it's my special tea.
Cause it looked hotter than usual!
No, YOU the bomb.
Because of two's compliment!
Ad homonym
Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.
A spider
Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.
Asking for a friend
Taking out a provoloan
Innuendo.
Talking while driving.
It turned into a field
Because he was outstanding in his field!!
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
Think about it.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
