How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
That was dill!
They compliment each other nicely.
Nobody ever compliments our back end
Gouda worka
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
You look elephantastic!
I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Thanks, it's my special tea.
Cause it looked hotter than usual!
No, YOU the bomb.
Because of two's compliment!
The friend zone...
It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
A homie missile.
I reddit.
Terrible at CC
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
Because she couldn't stand him.
They crack jokes.
To get to the other side.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.
Because it was charged with battery.
