How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
That was dill!
They compliment each other nicely.
Gouda worka
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
You look elephantastic!
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Thanks, it's my special tea.
Cause it looked hotter than usual!
No, YOU the bomb.
Because of two's compliment!
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Asking for a friend
Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up
Because his watch has ended.
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
There's Starbucks next to the headstone.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
I'm all forum.
A no-bell prize
