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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Friend Zone Jokes More Friend Zone Jokes

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.