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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.