What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever

What's the smartest kind of blonde?

Golden retriever