What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

Golden Retriever Jokes More Golden Retriever Jokes

What's the smartest kind of blonde?

Golden retriever.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.