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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Pitbull Jokes More Pitbull Jokes

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Golden Retriever Jokes More Golden Retriever Jokes

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever

What's the smartest kind of blonde?

Golden retriever