Pitbull Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Jason's Dale!

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The duck say when he bought lipstick?

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Of chorus.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

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Cot-on-wool.

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