A pitbull returning from a playground.
A Golden Retriever can sing better.
Dale Earnhardt jr.
Jason's Dale!
You might get your baby back off a pitbull.
Dolly.
LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
Marshmallows
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
The duck say when he bought lipstick?
She was trying to blow the horn
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
Nirvana
Of chorus.
What would Scooby Doo
Guten tag!
A Rottweiler in a playground.
Cot-on-wool.
You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)
I let women know that i have a jacuzzi
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.