A Golden Retriever can sing better.
Dale Earnhardt jr.
Jason's Dale!
Dolly.
Limp Biscuit.
A happy pit bull.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Baby elephants.
A ham-stir
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!
Gifs.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
