Pitbull Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

Jason's Doner-Van

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.