Pitbull Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Golden Retriever Jokes More Golden Retriever Jokes

What's blonde and intelligent?

A golden retriever

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Jason Jokes More Jason Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate?

I'm staunchly pro-volone.

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

The duck say when he bought lipstick?

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

Because their lipstick

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.