Pitbull Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

The duck say when he bought lipstick?

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Flo Rida Jokes More Flo Rida Jokes

What's another name for black pitbull?

Flo Rida

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.