A Golden Retriever can sing better.
Dale Earnhardt jr.
Jason's Dale!
You might get your baby back off a pitbull.
Dolly.
A little bear!
Baby reindeer
Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.
Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")
A golden retriever
To get to the other slide.
A pitbull returning from a playground.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
An ion!
The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.
About 40 years.
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name