Pitbull Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Golden Retriever Jokes More Golden Retriever Jokes

What's blonde and intelligent?

A golden retriever

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Jason Jokes More Jason Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name