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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!