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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture