What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person with short-term memory loss?

I forget...

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.