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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude