What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

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What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.