What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.