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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.