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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie