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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Swing Set Jokes More Swing Set Jokes

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Suzy Jokes More Suzy Jokes

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere