Susie Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream?

Because she was hit by a bus.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Who's there! Arizona! Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Bombing Jokes More Bombing Jokes

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

Swing Set Jokes More Swing Set Jokes

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.