Susie Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a Chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Swing Set Jokes More Swing Set Jokes

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Why did Sally fall off of the swing set?

She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Bombing Jokes More Bombing Jokes

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!