Susie Jokes

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Bombing Jokes More Bombing Jokes

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Swing Set Jokes More Swing Set Jokes

Why did Sally fall off of the swing set?

She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!