Bombing Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Bomb Vest Jokes More Bomb Vest Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.