Bombing Jokes

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's frozen water and dangerous?

ISIS

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

Bomb Vest Jokes More Bomb Vest Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.