Bombing Jokes

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio