Bombing Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suze go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved