Bombing Jokes

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

The punchline

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

Bomb Vest Jokes More Bomb Vest Jokes

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.