Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*