Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!