Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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Claude

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How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

What is White, Fluffy and swings through a cake shop?

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear