Why did Joey fall of the swing?

Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear