Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs