Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.