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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call empathetic bovine?

Understand bull

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs