Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!