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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.