Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.