Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.