Slap Jokes

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.