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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!