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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.