Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.