Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.