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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

Because he tried to get fresh.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs