How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.