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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there! Alceste! Alceste who?

Alceste to meet him later!

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"