How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"