How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

What's an archaeologist?

Someone whose career is in ruins.

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.