How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

Because his career was in ruins

What career is a perfect ten?

Forensics

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.