They both choke when it really matters.
An irrelephant.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
She choked.
La chaim-lich maneuver.
Hang tight
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
He was a Mets fan.
At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.
