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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.