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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?

Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke.

What did PSY say when he choked on a burger?

Whop, Whop Whop Whop Whop... Whopper Gangnam Style.

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

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What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.