What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.