What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.