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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Irrelephant Jokes More Irrelephant Jokes

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.