What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.