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What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What's the matter with me?

That's easy," he said. "You're exhausted."