What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

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Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

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What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.