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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.