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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.