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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)