Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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It's in their "jeans"

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By growing up.

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In case he gets a hole-in-one

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The elf-abet.

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Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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Edison.

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Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.