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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving