Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving