You might get a hole in one.
Incase he got a hole in one!
A sanitary owl
So that he can sneak up on mice!
Max
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
He got a hole in one
A pair of ankles
Because they held up a pair of pants.
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.