Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

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What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.