In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Because it was ripped.
Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.
Because he always brings the boos
Broccoli
The alphabat.
Bell-bottoms!
They pull up their pants.
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
A sneaker.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
No ballroom
In case he got a hole-in-one.
Just in case he gets a hole in one!
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Depends on how many were photographed.