Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?

A bellerina!

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver