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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What made Tesla successful?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.