Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.