Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Edison Jokes More Edison Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.