Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Edison Jokes More Edison Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

Elon Musk Jokes More Elon Musk Jokes

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.