Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

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Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

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What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole