Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful?

Its musk

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine