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What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How does it smell?

Awful

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Elon Musk Jokes More Elon Musk Jokes

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What is the difference between Elon Musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.