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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Denim denim denim!

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What are Mario's pants made out of?

DenimDenimDenim

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr