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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Because they can't even

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Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Because he's a man of the nice watch

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Greg.

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You owe me one cannoli.

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A boa constructor.

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Jury Curls

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr