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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Napkin.

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Denim Denim Denim

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So they won't whistle on the way down.

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The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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He used a Luigi Board.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr