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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Vir-jeans

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Ice caps!

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Pants.

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Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Because someone stole his thunder

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By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr