What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

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What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr