What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.