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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

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Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!