Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Cookout Jokes More Cookout Jokes

What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old