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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye