I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!