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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old