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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.