I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What do you call a dream about soda?

A fanta sea

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too