Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Fire Department Jokes More Fire Department Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.