Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.