Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Previous Random Joke Next
Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Fire Department Jokes More Fire Department Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants