Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

Fire Department Jokes More Fire Department Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.