Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Fire Department Jokes More Fire Department Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.