Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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In the far left corner!

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Because he was dead.

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Spotify.

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Dam... I got to get in shape!

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.