Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.