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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.