Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.