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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.