What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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A prime rib.

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!