What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants