What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Who's there! Brent! Brent who?

Brent out of shape!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!