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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!