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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow explode?

Because it was a mooooooslim.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.