Because the government cuts corners.
A Tippihedron
So they fit in the box.
Crossfit
They do Yoda.
To fit in the box.
Baby, You're a Firework
A yellow box
They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick
Dam... I got to get in shape!
A paranoid.
You're out of shape.
Curling Iron.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter
Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)
You condition it
Cuz you my BOO
Brent out of shape!
Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.
He does lots of bare-obics.
A prism.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
A hexagon
I'm holding Time Square!
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
5 dollars per-cushion.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
Deciding which to tell people first.
In prism
Into a prism.
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
Erectangle
Hebrew
Because Jesus saves.
That hit the spots!
A spot-weiler!
They tan.
When it fails
You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Who wants to know?
