Because the government cuts corners.
A Tippihedron
So they fit in the box.
Crossfit
They do Yoda.
To fit in the box.
Baby, You're a Firework
A yellow box
Dam... I got to get in shape!
A paranoid.
You're out of shape.
Curling Iron.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter
Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)
You condition it
Cuz you my BOO
Brent out of shape!
Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.
He does lots of bare-obics.
A prism.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
A hexagon
I'm holding Time Square!
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
5 dollars per-cushion.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Who wants to know?
Radical
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
The front row of a Country concert
Nah I'ma stay
They aren't fighting to stay awake!
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Only place they can get love
I said I'm an orphan.
They think outside the box.
Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!
