Because the government cuts corners.
A Tippihedron
So they fit in the box.
Crossfit
They do Yoda.
To fit in the box.
Baby, You're a Firework
A yellow box
Dam... I got to get in shape!
A paranoid.
You're out of shape.
Curling Iron.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter
Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)
You condition it
Cuz you my BOO
Brent out of shape!
Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.
He does lots of bare-obics.
A prism.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
A hexagon
I'm holding Time Square!
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
5 dollars per-cushion.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Little Caesars
With a knife!
They both like a tight seal.
I think we should sea otter people.
A milk dud.
A satisfactory
Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.
Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
Pop-tart.
They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Who wants to know?