Because the government cuts corners.
A Tippihedron
So they fit in the box.
Crossfit
They do Yoda.
To fit in the box.
Baby, You're a Firework
A yellow box
Dam... I got to get in shape!
A paranoid.
You're out of shape.
Curling Iron.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter
Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)
You condition it
Cuz you my BOO
Brent out of shape!
Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.
He does lots of bare-obics.
A prism.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
A hexagon
I'm holding Time Square!
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
5 dollars per-cushion.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
Barber: It's on the same old head.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
The damming evidence
He just couldn't give a dam.
They both like a tight seal
They're both looking for a tight seal.
Because the label said General Foods.
Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
The knocking always speeds up.
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
