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What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

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Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's