How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL