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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit