How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit