Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.