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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit