How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

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Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.