Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.