It wasn't making enough prophet
Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.
Now you're just Stallin.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
He wanted to double his prophets.
Prophet.
