Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!