Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.