Prophet Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.