When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.