When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.