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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet