When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet