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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet