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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.