When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.