When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.