Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

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What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.