Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!