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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.