Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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What's a cats favorite firearm?

A meowser

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!