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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.