Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.