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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.