Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.