Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird