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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.