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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Kung Fu Jokes More Kung Fu Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird