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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What birds are found in Portugal?

Portu-geese!

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Kung Fu Jokes More Kung Fu Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.