Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one!

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Kung Fu Jokes More Kung Fu Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird