The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
One has a job.
The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.
A dead baby.
The Soviet Onion
I stopped butchering goats.
You punch her
Cornstock
Toilet trees.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
It pains them to have standards.
By watching the noose.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.