What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

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What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.