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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!