What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.