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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What Is Bluetooth?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.