What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What did one nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

Boxing

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!