What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

About 10 pounds.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.