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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

God Jokes More God Jokes

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here