March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.