What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*