What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

The Head Nurse.

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.