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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.