What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

What's the difference between 0/1 and 0/2?

Nothing.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Version Jokes More Version Jokes

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!