What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Version Jokes More Version Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)