What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.