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What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, just upgrade to windows

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

Version Jokes More Version Jokes

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended